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James Mickens on JavaScript

James Mickens on JavaScript on HackerTube: recommended by 3 Hacker News commenters across 3 separate months, 2018–2025.

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James Mickens delivers his comedic rant about JavaScript and web programming, in his usual dry, hyperbolic style. It includes his account of learning the language from the O'Reilly Definitive Guide.

Why Hacker News recommends it

HN recommends it as a hilarious talk by a beloved speaker, and also uses it to jab at JavaScript's quirks.

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“James Mickens is a national treasure. Go watch his talks on YouTube and read everything he writes.”
— jvanderbot, Jan 2023, in “The Night Watch [pdf]”

What HN commenters said

6 Hacker News comments link this video. Each one links back to its thread.

jvanderbotJan 2023Strongly recommends

James Mickens is a national treasure. Go watch his talks on YouTube and read everything he writes. [link] Excellence. Quality. Science. These are just a few of the words that have been applied to the illustrious research career of James Mickens. In the span of a few years, James Mickens has made deep, fundamental, and amazing contributions to various areas of computer science and life. Widely acknowledged as one of the greatest scholars of his generation, James Mickens ran out of storage space for his awards in 1992, and he subsequently purchased a large cave to act as a warehouse/fortress from which he can defend himself during the inevitable robot war that was prophesied by the documentary movie “The Matrix.” In his spare time, James Mickens enjoys life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, often (but not always) in that order, and usually (almost always) while listening to Black Sabbath. Feel free to start here ▶ this video

in “The Night Watch [pdf]” · View on HN

haimezNov 2022Recommends

I recommend James Micken’s JavaScript talk on this matter: ▶ this video (Time stamped to the beginning of the arrays section)

in “In defense of linked lists” · View on HN

komuWOct 2018Recommends

1. Why Do Keynote Speakers Keep Suggesting That Improving Security Is Possible? - James Mickens [link] 2. James Mickens on JavaScript - James Mickens ▶ this video 3. Creating containers From Scratch - Liz Rice [link] 4. 2013 Isaac Asimov Memorial Debate: The Existence of Nothing - Panelists: J. Richard Gott, Jim Holt, Lawrence Krauss, Charles Seife, Eve Silverstein. Moderator: Neil deGrasse Tyson [link] 5. 2016 Isaac Asimov Memorial Debate: Is the Universe a Simulation? - Panelists: David Chalmers, Zohreh Davoudi, James Gates, Lisa Randall, Max Tegmark Moderator: Neil deGrasse Tyson [link] 6. Zig: A programming language designed for robustness, optimality, and clarity – Andrew Kelley [link] 7. Concurrency Is Not Parallelism - Rob Pike [link]

in “Ask HN: What are some of the best technical talks you've heard?” · View on HN

RajT88Jun 2025Cites it

James Mickens on learning Javascript by using the O'Reilly Definitive Guide book: ▶ this video "At first I thought that this book was going to be like any other programming book; there's going to be some syntax a few examples a list of API's and so on, but as I read this book I realized it was like a Japanese game show - I was cast into this strange world that I didn't understand and I was forced to compete in these games of wit and strength that made no sense."

in “JavaScript broke the web (and called it progress)” · View on HN

thesuperbigfrogDec 2023Critical

>> The things in this list are clearly mistakes. They aren't optimised, evolved solutions. They've just stuck around due to network effects. Hello, JavaScript: [link] ▶ this video Why are we waiting so long for WASM to replace JavaScript? [link] It's a similar story. Bad designs (perhaps they were reasonable given the circumstances?) that were set in stone due to network effects.

in “Reforming Unix” · View on HN

thesuperbigfrogDec 2022Critical

A better question is why Javascript is still being used: [link] ▶ this video Can't we just get WASM browser APIs and then do the web in whatever programming language we want?

in “Ask HN: Why do we still build the web in XML?” · View on HN

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Web developmentSatire & parodyStand-up & sketch comedyjames mickensjavascriptcomedyweb developmenttech talk